Simple Joys Explorer T-Shirts

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Pea

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Introvert-in-a-Box

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

Woman having tea in a train carriage

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

What do you like most about presents?

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"Nice curvature."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"I'm what they call a rural sexual."

Designer kangaroo pocket.

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

"Uh, I've gotta go teach a zoom class."

'Does your Mother know you've escaped from the playpen again?'