Silver Lining Seeker Gifts

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"So I forgot to pay the water bill. At least the faucet stopped dripping."

Man has a storm over his head, which ends up growing a flower on his head.

"I'm sure menopause is no fun, but look on the bright side...beards are in fashion right now."

"Well, at least you didn't lose your shirt in there."

"Look, it could be worse - at least we're dead."

'Am I an optimist? I hope so!'

"It's not so bad not having any money; it makes getting my wallet out of my pocket so much easier."

"Jim loves the snow, Mum, it's the only time the garden looks as tidy as next doors..."

"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"

'The most encouraging thing about next quarter is there will be a neat quarter.'

Positive Attitudes

"Losing my job at the factory was the best thing that ever happened to me"

'Look on the bright side - it used to be marigolds.'

'The up side of being broke and unemployed is that you don't have to worry about writing last year's date on your checks.'

"We've got water views again."

"You said that there were a lot of things you hadn't said to your husband before he died. Well you will be able to soon...."

"The workout room in my building is closed. At least something good has come out of this pandemic."

"The good news is that in here you don't have to worry about unemployment or the economy!"

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

"On the upside, you still have a couple of months' accrued vacation pay."

"I notice you've stopped saying that it's good for the garden..."

"These twelve fish you caught were just the right size. They all fit in the pan at the same time."

Two clouds meet, one wearing a jacket with a silver lining.

"This report card is not looking good."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

"That's cool. My parents never fight over me."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

The Art Lover