Silver Lining Hunter Gifts

"But we've saved a bundle on operating costs since all the equipment broke down."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"There's more inside."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Yoga.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

Shoppers

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."