Silly Scenario Applauder Gifts

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Boy needs bigger tire."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"His parents never picked him up."

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"Lasagna anyone?"

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

"Cat Stevens!!!"

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

The Chicken's Revenge.

A ball's best case scenario.

"They're about this big."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"His dentures keep slipping."

'You have to trust me, I'm not a doctor.'

The hearse was a write-off. But at least no one was killed. Again.

'Somehow Betty escaped the Kitchen and ran to warn the others - no one would listen.'