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The 5 second rule: canine edition

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Dog ignores angry cat.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Antler Buzzers.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Namastayyy

Cat scratches dog's car.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

"It doesn't work on geese."

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Prance! Prance I say!'

He thinks I can't see him...

Happy Entrails To You....

Dog's dinner.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"