Silly Animals Fan Mugs

The 5 second rule: canine edition

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Stubborn Horse

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Antler Buzzers.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

He thinks I can't see him...

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Cat putting dog poison into rat poison box.

Happy Entrails To You....