Silicon Sage Follower Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Wikipedia...

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

One way only.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

IMHOtep

People of the Fall

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Lost santa and reindeer.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

This one needs re-booting!

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

'Does it come with any Apps'

"Dad, read us a story" "Ask your Mom" "Origin of Mother Goose"

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'