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'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'How about a game of cards?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Saving for Retirement.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Punishment for the kicker.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Wearing all black

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Martin Jol