Silhouette Strategist Mugs

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I AM at my usual position."

'How about a game of cards?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Saving for Retirement.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Punishment for the kicker.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Wearing all black

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'Never say never.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'