Silent Supporter Mugs

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

Shut Up

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Men's Health Screenings.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

The men of your dreams

A neutral observer.

Football addict

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"We will remember them."

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Football merchandising - 1953.

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Post Office Worker.

Alex Ferguson

No Air Guitar

A tortoise

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

Small store loses out to glossy big store