Silent Supporter Mugs

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

Shut Up

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Men's Health Screenings.

The men of your dreams

A neutral observer.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Football addict

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"We will remember them."

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Football merchandising - 1953.

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

No Air Guitar

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

Post Office Worker.

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

A tortoise

Alex Ferguson

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

Make America Quiet