Quiet Advocate Mugs

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'It's a silent protest.'

Relax.

Chess on TV

"So, you're staying in then?"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Large Print Librarian.

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Make America Quiet

"Shh, too much racket."

"You're going to be OK, Frank. Just remain clam."

"Very good! Let's try it again. . . this time a little more assertively!"

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.