Quiet Advocate Mugs

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'It's a silent protest.'

Relax.

Chess on TV

"So, you're staying in then?"

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Large Print Librarian.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"Shh, too much racket."

Make America Quiet

"You're going to be OK, Frank. Just remain clam."

Taggers rest retirement village

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."