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Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Buster Keaton

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Laurel and Hardy

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Interesting encounters in history.

Charlie Chaplin

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Charlie Chaplin

'Modem Times,'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'Say when.'

Charlie Chaplin

Pola Negri

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Louise Brooks caricature

Buster Keaton

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

Sartre at the Movies.

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

Charlie Chaplin.

Chaplin

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

Man in orchestra pit making bread rolls dance,Chaplin style, to direct Can-Can dancers

'He's the strong silent type.'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

Gloria Swanson caricature

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."