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"Lieutenant! I said get me a chaplain!"

The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

'He's the strong silent type.'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

Gloria Swanson caricature

Comedy Cafe

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Homes on Holmes"

I'm Spartacus.

Movies through the decades.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Interesting encounters in history.

Marilyn Ghost

Gene Tierney caricature

Charlie Chaplin

The Bride of Frankenstein

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Tin Man Visits New York

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"....To hear those options again, press the pound sign, or click your heels three times to return to the main menu."