Silent Laughter Enthusiast T-Shirts

Trappist talk show.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

King and Jester

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"You have the right to remain silent."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'We need to talk.'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'You are here' T-shirt,

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Open mike night"

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

"It's just the milk talking."

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

Fish Pedicure

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'Before your honor passes sentence, is the anything my client could do for extra credit, if you know what I mean?'

Mimes Playing Tug of War