Silent Laughter Enthusiast Mugs

Trappist talk show.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

King and Jester

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"You have the right to remain silent."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'We need to talk.'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'You are here' T-shirt,

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

"Open mike night"

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Ross Noble

Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.

I think we need to move to your usual four o'clock appointments to earlier in the day, Al. I find that every time I see you at four, I feel the need for cocktail hour at five.

"It's just the milk talking."

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Fish Pedicure

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Parroting