Silent Films Gifts

'Do you have any silent movies? My volume switch is broken.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Buster Keaton

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Benedict Cumberbatch

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Horror movies

No-Work Orange

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Steve McQueen

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

"Housekeeping?!"

"Werewolves of London..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Brad Pitt