Sikh Culture Appreciator Gifts

"You have no idea how long it takes him to wash his hair."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Hooray for Bollywood!

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Meanwhile...in Albania

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Parts of a Bagpipe

'And there's another one complaining about jobs going to India.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Miss Travis? Hispanic culture is about more than just casseroles and main dishes."

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"Your Majesty, all the best for the next 70 years!"

'I think the inscription says,'Help! My lips are really chapped!''

Midwest Nice . . . Truth

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

The Royal family establish a new home for Harry and Meghan

The Haimishe Hairdresser

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

'No you deaf fool, I said 'get her ladyship's coat'.'

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

French and British sportsmen shooting