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Bear sleeping in a cave.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Laughing Zone Ahead

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Sales

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Ill next Thursday

'So who's smoking?'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

A 60's pop group

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Knight

"No religious nuts!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Imagine Dragons

Hanging out your shingle

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'