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Bear sleeping in a cave.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Laughing Zone Ahead

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Sales

Ill next Thursday

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"No religious nuts!"

A 60's pop group

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Imagine Dragons

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Knight

Angus McKinnon Young

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Hanging out your shingle

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.