Signs Aficionado Gifts

Laughing Zone Ahead

'If only every year was an election year.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

'So who's smoking?'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Beware of Everything

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"