Signs Aficionado Gifts

Laughing Zone Ahead

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Back to school.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

You've done it again, Harry.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.