Sign Language Learner Pillows

Close Captioned for the Sexually Impaired.

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

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"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Clubbing

"Beware of God"

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Signing the declaration of independence.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Illegal Immigrants

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Correct Spelling Lane.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Tip my boy."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

'My French is not so good.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'