Sign Language Learner Prints

Close Captioned for the Sexually Impaired.

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'It's almost as if they knew!'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Clubbing

"Beware of God"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'My French is not so good.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Correct Spelling Lane.

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Tip my boy."