Sightseeing Skeptic Mugs

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I don't like space."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Workaholic on a cruise

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Rational explanations

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

Stanley Middleton

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

'About time... my parents are keeping me here against my will.'

"You are either here or here."

"So is this the fun part, or will there be even bigger bugs sticking to my face soon?"

"Sorry, I really don't believe in it...I'm a Scorpio and you know that we're naturally sceptical..."

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'

'Culture Time!'

'If you look carefully you'll see that all the claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June when Venus is in alignment with Mars.'

'I can't wait to get this holiday of a lifetime over so I can get back to my banal existence.'

'I told you these Time Share properties were a rip off!'

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'