Sightseeing Satirist Mugs

You are here - Now, go away.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'

Hoodie Hang-out

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

This is where Brent council sends you

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

Traffic Lights Medicine

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Lex Ave Express

Your Luggage

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"Well, they did say half-board."

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

SS Norovirus of the Seas.

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."