Siege Warfare Prints

"The Normans are coming and I can't decide on whether to pour a simple consomme on them, or a more complex bisque."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

A General tries to get rid of peace.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

SWOTs

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'