Siege Strategists Prints

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

The Costs Of Doing War.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Future

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

DING DONG!

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Battle.

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Afghanistan: Lest We Forget

"He doesn't have a single redeeming quality, he's just disrupting and awful and repulsive, and he has no consideration for other people's feelings."

Athena

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."