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'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'I found the termites!'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Fiction for Plumbers

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

Sidekick speed matching service.

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"