Sidesman Mugs

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'I found the termites!'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Fiction for Plumbers

Big Football

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Kitchen Tiling.