Sidesaddle Explorer Mugs

Sidesaddle Man

The Vineyard

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Cliff Notes

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Pelican and Origami

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Get ready ... Get set ...

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Trouble parking in Brighton

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

"Nice one, I'll go and grab some chips."

"USA map"

Winter Roadwork...

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

Environmental Clues

Heart of America or Bypass

Threat Level

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

'That reminds me - how's your father?'

Dodo with rubber ring

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

'Want to have a little fun with this? You guys take off and I'll chase you!'