Saddle Explorer Mugs

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

Hither and Yon sign

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Pelican and Origami

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Oh course!'

Trouble parking in Brighton

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

"Nice one, I'll go and grab some chips."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I love that new horse smell.'

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Santa's Flies Safe

'That reminds me - how's your father?'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Puddle Jumper

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Punch and Judy quicksand...

"Don't dive bomb right here, it's too shallow..."

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

The Mechanic

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'