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The correct sitting position must be mastered.

Hither and Yon sign

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Pelican and Origami

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

Trouble parking in Brighton

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I love that new horse smell.'

Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'That reminds me - how's your father?'

Puddle Jumper

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Santa's Flies Safe

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"Don't dive bomb right here, it's too shallow..."

Punch and Judy quicksand...

The Mechanic

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"I don't think this is the right spare"