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Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

The Main Types of Cheese

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Doughnut Making

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Horse rides over a judge.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Oh good! You're up!"

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'I love that new horse smell.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

Dog with long tongue out car window.

Ah-chmoo!

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

Jumping

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Hitchhiking Snowman.

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

Mounting a Horse

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'

'It's early days, but it looks as if downhill sofa jumping is fast becoming an Olympic discipline!'