Side Show Lover Gifts

'See the man eating fish.'

Trial by Media

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I'm a star!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Clive Anderson

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Menopause and the City

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Good Morning Britain

Oscars

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Clownton Abbey

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Magic Accident

Magician creates magic square

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Bunny TV.

Morgan Freeman

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"