Side Effect Satirist Pillows

'This drug is guaranteed safe as long as you consistently forget to take it.'

"The E.D. medicine finally kicks in, but not in ways Eldon expects."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

They're Not Just That Into It

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

The prying mantis,

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Yes, one is a dog."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.