Side Effect Aficionado T-Shirts

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Valentine Day

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Love Birds love just being together

Tongue in the ear...

You just keep giving.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

A small heart within a big heart.

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Barry Cryer.

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

Paddlithic Period

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Anecdote Magazine

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

Like Buttons

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

'I think you'll find the side effects of this little drug rather amusing.'

The living stream at London Bridge.