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"I can't read this note from your father. Is he a doctor?"

"Feel free to take notes."

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Jason and the Aga notes,

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Don't forget to read the small print.

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"We start on #F."

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."

Flautist

Maze of legalities.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

Punk Rock

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

Clarinet Playing Hunter

Sight test with a violin.

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

'I absolutely refuse to sign anything which requires a microscope and a stepladder to read it!'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'You'll turn into a butterfly.'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

'Tell you what, I'll tell you what I'm writing if you tell me what you're writing.'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

The good news is they'll probably name it after me!