Sicilian Cuisine Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Tartine

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Pasta

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Tzatzikicicle

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Spaghetti Road

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

The art of pizza

"At ease!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."