Siblings' Birthdays Prints

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bond James, Bond."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Santa Claus's Mail

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"First class, or with children?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Late night teddy reading

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"He likes it."

"She's been so creative lately."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'