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'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

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'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Ready...."

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Can I see his resume?"

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'My brother ate my homework.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"