Sibling Shenanigans Lover Mugs

'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Bathroom Fairy

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"Ready...."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'My brother ate my homework.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Can I see his resume?"

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.