Sibling Becoming A Parent Gifts

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Changes at home

Toys

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Swinging on the Chandelier

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Reflected Glory

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'