Sibling Becoming A Parent Mugs

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Changes at home

Toys

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

Swinging on the Chandelier

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Reflected Glory

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

'Oh, boy - stereo!'