Shrove Tuesday Gifts

'Waiting for the pancake to come down.'

Time for pancakes!

Is that pancake ready yet?

Pancakes

Pancake Day.

'Net to catch pancake.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Happy St Pancakes Day!

Happy St Pancakes Day

Pancakes

A man with a pancake on her head

Pancake toss

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snowman Driver

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Just Because it's Tuesday

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

Cleaning up after a statue.

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Postman in the Snow

The invisible man makes a pancake

"How do you spell time management?"

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.