Shrinking Violets Pillows

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Toast at the Ball

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Yard Sale

"Not to mention the park view."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Plain English group.

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"