Vintage Vinylist Pillows

"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Vineyard

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Wine Lady

The height of fashion in 1796

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Second hand furniture.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Early Piety

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Early Colour TV

Best before 65 million BC.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Grandma's caf

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."