Vintage Vinylist Pillows

"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Vineyard

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

The Missing Sock Returns

The height of fashion in 1796

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Military Medals

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Early Piety

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Best before 65 million BC.

Early Colour TV

Elvis Presley

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.