Showrunner T-Shirts

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

TV Situations vacant.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Woman crying with happiness.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Binge Watch

Women in a cross country race

Succession 2

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Loser's Podium.

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'Well, did you win or what?'

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

A number of runners run through police tape.