Showrunner Mugs

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

TV Situations vacant.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Woman crying with happiness.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Binge Watch

Succession 2

Women in a cross country race

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Loser's Podium.

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."