Shower Cleaning Sage Pillows

'Please wash the windows and the ring out of the shower.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Bird Bath.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Aways the victim."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

How men shop for towels.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

Thanks God!

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

Solicitor personal injury specialist - "So, you were at work when you tripped over the Health and Safety officer."

hand sanitizer and hand santa-tizer

"Wear a helmet."

"There's more to life than winning. There's losing - to deduct capital losses on your taxes."

"Sorry, but my eco-program says no more hot water!"

People in the shower

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

'You call yourself a steering committee?!'