Showdown Specialist Gifts

Battle of the Television

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"The most worrisome part is they both work in the Dispute Resolution Department!"

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Dive in...

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

Grandstander!

Man with a remote control in a stand-off with a cowboy on TV.

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

Longjump training

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

We're #1

"Your move."

Duelling guitars at 50 paces, not a pleasant sight!

Chicken Sheep gunfight