Business Showdown Enthusiast Gifts

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.'

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

Working at Home Half Day

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.