Show Tune Fanatic Pillows

"I enjoy working out to show tunes, but I don't think any of them should be 'Baby Elephant Walk.'"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Haywatch

Imagine Dragons

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

A 60's pop group

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'Is that you, Take That?'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Rock n'roll.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."